TOP STORY (SPECIAL REPORT): GOLD RUSH!!! Wiiniisii Island has become home to a flurry of activity as explorers, adventurers, and pathfinders the world over flock to the island to pick through what some are calling Noaxis’ largest labyrinth found to date! After the gates were opened earlier this month, all sorts of brave souls have braved the journey across the sea to try their hand (or paw) at finding their fortune in the depths of the Wiiniisii Island Labyrinth. Continued work in the labyrinth has been hindered by skullduggery, deception, and duplicity by those masters of mayhem and destruction: the Mischief! Raids, sabotage, and violence are the hallmarks of this dangerous lot as they continue to stir up trouble for the Council of Port Wake. “As it stands, the Mischief is the biggest issue right now.” Captain Thatcher, representative of the Avasta Union told our intrepid reporter, “We are doing everything we can to keep commerce up and moving, but it’s been difficult. They’re getting bold with their actions, and that bothers me.” Rumours circulating suggest that a daring daylight robbery took place within the labyrinth earlier this month, as a member of the Mischief appeared in front of a group of pathfinders, snagged a relic out of one of the members hands, and bolted out of sight! Similar reports continue to trickle in. Those traveling the woods are recommended to travel in groups and be prepared to face these ne’er-do-wells as they continue to leave a wake of destruction wherever they appear! Meanwhile, more missing persons reports file in over those exploring the labyrinth. “It’s a dangerous profession and you’re working in a dangerous place.” One visiting Cerulian researcher told this paper. “If you’re not up for the task of braving potential perils, then don’t go into the damn place.”
MARKET REPORT: The Port Wake docks have seen a recent flood of goods from the Republic of Zale. As their ships land on the shores of Port Wake, guns, weapons, and ammunition flow into the hands of residents and pathfinders. “With the recent issue with the Mischief and the opening of the labyrinth, the Republic of Zale looks to assist our allies fighting the scourge of daemons- make sure you spell that right- the scourge of daemons wherever it may be! We do not turn our backs on those in need of assistance! The Republic hears your call for aid, stands and delivers!” The Commander (no other name given) told the masses at the docks as the first shipment of guns and ammo flooded the market. “We do not take this threat lightly.” Captain Arlux, representative of the Republic of Zale told this reporter. “The people of Wiiniisii Island, including the Weemaakiin, deserve to have peace and prosperity without the Mischief or the fear of daemons interfering with their lives.” Doogan, representative of the Weemaakiin, told this paper “We won’t say no to more guns and ammo, but beyond that, no comment.”DRUMBO DAN STRIKES AGAIN: A group of pathfinders claim to have been assailed by that villain of the woods, Drumbo Dan, the Footless Man! His quick finger on the trigger and hunting sword have been the end of many a professed hunter, and his prey of choice is those who travel the woods, especially those armed and looking for a fight. His sadistic ways don’t see him just ending the lives of those he hunts: he takes the feet of his victims, too! “Our own trackers and rangers are having issues now. Some of them are too spooked to even go into the woods.” One Weemaakiin hunter told this intrepid reporter. “If you run into him and you don’t think you can take him in a fight, just run.” Rumours circulating in the area suggest Drumbo Dan’s strength has increased since his first sightings, although a few brave souls have reportedly managed to best Drumbo Dan. “The guy poofs in a puff of green smoke.” Trippy, representative of the Kingdom of Boland and Red Cap told this paper. “Sure, you deal with him for now, but eventually that guy’s coming back, and I’d watch my back if I’d previously bested him.”
NATURE CORNER: Wiinisi Island has a great variety of flora and fauna unique to its shores, in particular when it comes to its warp wolf population. A great deal of warp wolves of many shapes and sizes live on the island and call it home, from the rocky cliff-like shores, to the vast forests, and the verdant fields. Keep an eye out and you too might see some of the island’s wonders!
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